Well, Jack having lived in the neighborhood for longer than I have, he was acquainted with the couple of which this fine specimen was half, but failed to tell me this until later in the evening because he was having fun watching me drool and teasing me. When he did tell me, he also informed me that she was far from bi. I was a little bummed that my hopes of becoming that sort of friends was dashed, but still enjoyed the event.

As we neared the end of the evening, I noticed the neighbor leave her table, presumably to go to the restroom. A few minutes after she left her table, I excused myself to head in the same direction, as I assumed that, because of the facility we were in, that it would be a restroom with several stalls, sinks, etc.

I was wrong, but not disappointed.

I found my way to the restroom and opened the unlocked door. As soon as I did, I realized it was not the commercial type of restroom I expected; rather, it was a single restroom, and our neighbor was standing in the middle of it tugging at the zipper of her denim skirt. I quickly excused myself and began to back out, when she said, “Oh no – it’s okay – wait – my zipper’s stuck.”

I was pretty much dumbfounded, because, in spite of my fantasies, she was a stranger, and awkwardly unsure of what to do, but she was clearly asking for help, so I stepped inside the restroom and let the door close behind me. She suggested that I might be able to get the difficult zipper unstuck, being at a different angle, so I approached her to see what I could do.

While I was doing my best to focus on the zipper and not her breasts, which were now inches from my face, she commented on the fact that I had been staring at her all through the event. I blushed brightly and apologized, saying that I hoped I hadn’t made her feel uncomfortable. It was just that I found her attractive and couldn’t help looking her way. I was shocked when she responded by telling me that she thought I was hot, too!

I looked up at her, dumbfounded a second time, my surprise obvious, and she asked if I had locked the door. I muttered that I hadn’t, of course, and she suggested that it might not be a bad idea. I walked over to do so now.

I had been thinking it would be nice to be naked with this woman since I had arrived at the event, so moisture had definitely had the opportunity to build up between my legs before now. The thought of where this encounter was going made me wetter by the second and instantly tingly.

When I turned back from double-checking that the door was properly locked, her skirt was on the floor and she was unbuttoning her blouse. Even though I’ve had my share of fem/fem encounters, I was really nervous at this one. Luckily, she was in control and knew where to take this.

She walked toward me and lifted my shirt off, unhooked my bra, and began caressing my breasts. Suddenly feeling bold, I told her that what I was thinking about while watching her from across the room was licking her pussy. She said something like, “Well, I don’t want to disappoint you,” took her thong off, walked to the counter, and hopped up on the edge of the sink, positioning her legs in such a way that her already glistening pussy was just at the edge of the counter. I walked over to her and began caressing her breasts — they were as nice as I had anticipated from across the room.

I had a passing thought about tying up the restroom for too long, but instead of hurrying, I unhooked her bra, and kissed her left breast, not wanting to pass up the opportunity. Her nipples were amazing, and I didn’t hesitate in taking the right one between my fingers to play with it, while holding her left breast in my other hand and gently tugging at the nipple with my teeth. She moaned, quietly, and that set off another wave of wetness between my legs.

My nervousness dissipating, I continued to kiss, lick, and suck her left nipple for a moment and then did the same with the other. She leaned back, stretching her arms behind her, and I licked my way down her flat tummy, bypassing her pussy for just a moment, and moved to her inner thigh. As I kissed and licked, the sweet smell of her filled me, and I didn’t want to wait any longer — I flicked my tongue on her clit and relished my first taste of her. Again, she quietly moaned.

I spread her pussy lips and looked over the feast before me. Starting at her hole, I licked upward to her clit, firmly and slowly. She was soooo wet and tasted so sweet! The combination of the circumstances and tasting her were so exciting to me! I let out a long, “Mmmmmm …” which she apparently liked because it was met with another quiet, but long, moan.

I alternated between licking and sucking her clit and twirling my tongue around the hood over her clit, while holding her pussy lips apart with my right hand. As I felt her getting more excited, I inserted the middle finger of my left hand inside her. She lifted her hips to meet my hand and mouth and began pumping to the rhythm of my finger going in and out of her and my tongue on her clit. It didn’t take long before she pressed her legs close together around my head in obvious pleasure and moaned in such a way that it seemed she was holding back (due to our location, I assume) but with obvious delight.

Just then, we heard someone trying the door knob to the bathroom. I continued finger fucking her and licking her for a few seconds more until she pulled away, sensitive to the touch. Then I looked up at her, smiling, and she laughed lightly. I began putting my bra and shirt back on, and someone knocked on the door. We both started laughing and said, “Just a minute,” at the same time.

When we were dressed, we checked ourselves in the mirror, opened the door, smiled at the bewildered lady probably wondering why two of us were coming out of the restroom, and walked back to our respective tables.

When I sat down, Jack asked, “What took so long?” To which I replied, “Stuck zipper.”

Fondly,
Jill

What I found most interesting is that there are many men (or at least people claiming to be men) posting thoughtful responses to posters’ questions. That probably sounds like a really sexist thing to say. I don’t mean it that way. What I mean is that, stereotypically – you know, Dear Abby and Ann Landers – I’ve known advice columnists to be women. That’s the era in which I grew up. So I was surprised at the number of men posting.

I saw lots of questions where I wanted to say, “What? Are you stupid?” but refrained from doing so. Thought that was best for my reputation, being that I’m just starting out and all. And there was one question that I totally got into. If you have feedback to my answer, I’m interested to hear it.

I don’t feel comfortable posting someone else’s content, so the paraphrased questions are: How to give my GF an orgasm? Is the feeling like she has urinate sometimes prelude to ‘squirting’? In squirting, is that pee? What about orgasm through penetration?

And my response was:

Rule number one: All women are different. So if you think you’ve never understood us before, consider that fate sealed. We all like different things and different things will make us orgasm.

That said, there are ways to work with us. :)

I agree with [other poster] regarding masterbation. Your GF should try it. If she doesn’t know how to please herself, how can she possibly direct you to please her? A vibrator surely will help, but – if it were me – I’d want to learn to get off without any toys first and THEN add a vibrator to the mix. If you go the vibrator route, try a variable-speed one, where she can control whether it vibrates slowly or quickly, as she may enjoy one more than the other or start slowly and work up to the faster speed.

Regarding squirting, that feeling of pressure like one has to pee is often a prelude to squirting and completely letting go and not tensing up at that moment is supposed to create the best orgasm. I disagree that it’s “best” and don’t find that type of orgasm all that great. Your GF, however, having experienced none ever might find this quite satisfying, though she needs to get over the fear of peeing all over. I would suggest her giving the release a try and either putting towels down beneath where she is or trying sex in the shower, where there won’t be any mess to clean up.

No, it’s not pee. It’s female ejaculate and, frankly, if you’re in the shower, neither of you are likely to even notice the clear, odorless liquid.

Regarding G-spot orgasms, the majority of women don’t have them. I think most women just don’t know how to operate it themselves. For me, it feels exactly the same as a clitoral orgasm, and it’s easier for my guy to operate my clit, so we don’t bother with G-spot.

Vaginal orgasms during intercourse are typically G-spot oriented and, again, the majority of women don’t have them. The penis just doesn’t rub the G-spot the right way, so, while intercourse is quite pleasurable, it doesn’t create an orgasm.

Regarding clitoral orgasms – the most common among us – it’s different strokes for different folks. Some women like it soft and long, others hard and fast, and yet others may like a circular motion, but specifically to the left or right, etc. And you and your GF need to find out what works for her.

To find the right clitoral orgasm, have your girlfriend get in a comfortable position where she can truly relax. A place where you can ensure there’ll be no interruptions or anything else that you think would make her tense up or stress. If she’s afraid of the peeing feeling, get lots of towels to put under her or otherwise protect the surroundings. You can help her to feel comfortable by assuring her that even if she did pee (which she won’t – Google it), you wouldn’t care – you just want to help her achieve this amazing feeling.

Get some good lube, just in case. Probably won’t need it, but there’s nothing worse than some guy rubbing your clit when it’s dry! Make it flavored, so you can safely switch between your hands and your mouth.

When you touch her, don’t go straight for her clit! I call this the kamikaze method and it so often fails. You can start with applying body lotion or using massage oil, or touching her in other non-sexual ways and then lead up to playing with her breasts, nipples, inner thighs, etc. A little build up will get her worked up. Tell her how sexy she is, how much you love her body, etc. Watch some porn, if that’s what you’re both into.

When you do move to the promised land, start slow and don’t go straight for the clit. Some of the most sensitive nerves are in the hood and rubbing it the right way can send waves of pleasure through her. Try different methods – up and down, around, left/right, etc.

Pay attention to what she likes! Listen for moans and changes in her breathing. When you hit on something she likes, her legs will naturally spread further apart. Something in the “not so much” category, and they’ll come closer together.

Change up what you’re doing … if she likes both up and down and circular, then do one for a minute or two and then switch. Too much of one thing doesn’t typically cut it long term.

Now and again, place one or two fingers in her vagina for a few strokes, and then go back to playing with her clit. The few second break from her clit will make her eager for more. Continue going back and forth like this (assuming it’s getting her hot) and after a bit – when you feel the time is right – play with her clit with one hand and stick your fingers in her with your other. Use your ring and middle finger (if two fingers) palm facing upward and slightly curved. This will gently rub her G-sport as well as her clit, and the feeling is amazing!

Again, if all this is working, as she gets more excited, her breathing becomes heavier, her legs are further apart, etc., rub a little faster and a little harder, but not too much at once … make sure her body language is still reacting positively …

A few tries at this, and you’re sure to find the combination of things that work and can use them time and time again.

Now, all THAT said, some women have orgasms having just their breasts played with, during anal sex, or in other ways, so we’ll go back to the beginning: We all operate differently, and someone as dedicated as you are will find the right buttons to push.

I randomly read sex books at the store and have one that I highly recommend, but I’m not sure I’m permitted to link here. If you’re interested, send me a private message. [He did, and I told him about The Art of the Female Orgasm, by Kim Cattral and Mark Levinson, which Amazon sells for just $12 - excellent read!]

Good luck to you both, and bravo to you for wanting to please your partner.

So, how’d I do for my first day on an advice column site? Gents? Ladies? Any feedback is appreciated.

Fondly Yours,
Jill

And with a little luck, we’ll have a new post or two up for you shortly. Stay tuned.

Fondly yours,
Jill

Fondly yours,
Jill

Fondly yours,
Jill

At just $18.50 for the Don Wand Blue Swirl Mushroom Tip Rocket, this seemed like a reasonably priced trial run. I was NOT disappointed with my purchase!

The quality of the glass is excellent. It’s heavy and, you can rest, assured that this is not a fragile piece. Both the plain glass areas and the ridges are very smooth, free of any kind of bumps, pits, and rough edges. It’s refreshingly cool to the touch, both externally and internally – an unexpected, but welcomed, surprise. Upon insertion, the ridges play nicely on the G-spot and give the same sensation as some rubber toys, but because the dildo itself is solid and not flexible like rubber, the sensation is more consistent. But if you think the ridges are just for your G-spot, think again! Rubbing the ‘shaft’ of it long ways along your exterior regions is also quite erotic. After a couple of turns with “Blue,” as he’s now referred, I found that whether I’m in the mood for kinder, gentler playtime or something a little rougher, Blue is the perfect companion. Its styling – smooth yet ridged; unyielding and sleek; ridged but not rough — accommodate either style of play very well.

Since purchasing this item, I’ve done a little research. I was delighted to find that we sell this at our toy store (Garden of Hedonism) and that it’s quite a versatile toy. The type of glass used in these products is called Borosilicate also known as Pyrex (yes, like the dishes!) and is quite durable. It’s non-porous (doesn’t absorb lubes or body fluids); considered hypoallergenic; recommended for people with rubber, plastic, and latex allergies; able to be made warm, cool, or cold (by placing in warm or cool water or the refrigerator); safe to use with any type of lubricant; and easily cleaned. All this, and it’s attractive too!

As a matter of fact, I have to smile at a funny memory: On a recent trip out of town with family, Jack unpacked Blue and placed him on a mantle in our room as though it were a piece of art. I didn’t notice right away, but his brother popped into our room for a few minutes before dinner, and DID notice. His eyes got big, then his grin followed suit. Jack busted out laughing, and I had no clue what was going on … until after his brother left our room. Then we were both laughing all through dinner.

All in all, this is a toy I plan to enjoy often, and I’m now eager to add to my glass collection!

Fondly yours,
Jill

Product:

Don Wand Blue Swirl Mushroom Tip Rocket

Product Description:
This crystal clear wand is accented with a blue swirl down the entire curved shaft. For those who enjoy the undulating sensation of a swirl, you’ll love this wand. The 1 1/4in diameter wand features a 1 1/2in diameter clear real tip and is approximately 7 1/2in in length.

$18.50 plus shipping
Product #: CNVGI-6979

Category(s): Dildos & Dongs, G-Spot
Color: Blue
Material: Glass
Shape: Curved, Phallic, Spiral

Talked to lots of friends, but no one was really hitting us as “gotta have it.” Besides, we were really just having a great time chatting and flirting with people we know.

The Gentleman came up to us and asked where we had been hiding all night, to which we replied that we hadn’t been hiding at all. As a matter of fact, we had been between this same table and the dance floor all night long doing anything BUT hiding! The Gentleman invited us over to his table to share a drink with him and his wife, Jeannie. We had spoken to them earlier in the evening and, honestly, didn’t have much interest in playing with them, but they were nice, and we opted to share in a beverage and some chat.

Well, when we sat down at their table and the Gentleman re-introduced us to his wife, Jeannie, my eyes lit up! Not sure what it was about our previous meeting just a couple of hours ago that made me pass, but Jeannie was quite attractive in this light, and I immediately wanted to get naked with her. Jack was surprised, because I rarely operate this quickly – LOL – and his eyes twinkled with the possibilities when he saw my face light up.

The Gentleman introduced us to the others at their table, and we all eagerly engaged in conversation. It wasn’t long before the Gentleman turned our direction to Jeannie’s perky breasts. It was obvious that he was proud of them, and he encouraged us to check them out. Jack asked for Jeannie’s permission, being a gentleman himself, and when she assented, we both took part. Mmmmm … they were quite nice! Barb, sitting to my left, leaned across me to caress one and commented how soft they were. Another husband across the table – Kent – had his wife’s – Lady in Red – breasts cupped in his hands and Barb took part in their nipple play and, again, commented how nice they were and how much nicer than her own they were. So I reached over to Barb’s breasts, and let her know that hers were quite nice, too! Somewhere in all this I found my breasts out of my dress, with hands all over, as well, and there were more compliments all around.

Conversation returned to things vanilla (mostly) and before we knew it, it was time for last call. There was a collective groan from the crowd when the lights went on and it was obvious we all had to leave, despite the fun we were having.

Jack had informed me that the Gentleman invited us back to their hotel room for a drink (mmhmm; he probably wants to show us his etchings, too, right?) and asked what was my pleasure. I let him know that I was up for it if he was. This would be the second time I surprised him, as the hotel scene isn’t one I typically entertain. I knew that Jack was eager to have some sexy fun, however, and I wanted both to please him and get to know Jeannie’s naked body.

We wrapped things up and drove over to the hotel. As we entered the parking lot, we saw people we recognized – Lynn and Morgan – and wondered what was up with that, since they live close by and it would be unusual for them to have gotten a hotel room. Another vehicle, which we later learned was Samantha and Stephen, was following them. We ended up parking in the same general area and asked where they were headed. They said they heard there was a party at the hotel and wanted to partake.

Well, in a random move to get everyone out of the club, one of the managers had announced a hotel party, knowing full well there was none, and some had apparently taken it as truth. Jack, being the social man that he is, tentatively invited the four of them back to the Gentleman and Jeannie’s room! It was just then that we saw the Gentleman and Jeannie, and Jack confirmed that they were cool with the invite. Jeannie’s response: The more the merrier! Her prediction turned out to be on the money. ;)

We’re still not sure how everyone found us, because, as far as we know, none of us knew each other well enough to even have cell phone numbers and a key was required to get into this section of the outer hall and up to the room. It only took, however, about 10 minutes before the room was full: Six couples and a single guy piled into a standard hotel room. It was cozy, to say the least.

The great thing about attending a hotel party immediately after having been at a BYOB club is that we all had liquor! Someone volunteered to get mixers at the soda machine, and drinks were offered. Almost immediately, I made a mental note of how unusual this situation was: 13 people in a room wanting to get naked and everyone in the room was attractive! In addition to the Gentleman and Jeannie, there was Barb and Kevin, Lynn and Morgan, Lady in Red and Kent, Samantha and Stephan, Single Guy, and Jack and me.

An infomercial was on the television and, while, everyone was asking for porn, no one seemed to know how to get it. So, the Lady in Red opted to share her own personal style of porn by pulling her dress up for someone, though I can’t honestly recall whose guy it was that suddenly had his head between her legs – only that it wasn’t the one she came in with – and Barb removed her breasts from the dress and was kissing them and sucking on her nipples. We had the perfect vantage point from the other bed.

I was sitting by Jeannie, Single Guy, and Jack. We were playfully touching each other and watching the sexual encounters evolve on the other bed. Lynn and Stephen seemed to be enjoying the show also, as they began kissing and playing on the bed next to the threesome. Seeing their mates making out with each other must have gotten Morgan and Samantha going, as they began fondling and kissing, too.

Single Guy was asking Jeannie, Jack, and me questions about the lifestyle. Typically, I’d have thought this a distraction, but, in all honesty, our explanations helped get on the table exactly what Jeannie and I liked, which in turn put a fresh smile on my face as I confirmed that Jeannie was my favorite kind of new friend: Bi. After all, I was thinking that eating pussy would have been a nice addition to fucking Jack this Halloween night.

It was Jack, whose cock I was rubbing intently through his pants, who took the liberty of removing my breasts from the top of my dress and placing a hand between my legs. I untied my dress and let it fall open, to Jeannie’s delight. She began playing with my breasts and I did the same to her in turn. Deciding her clothing was too encumbering, she simply stripped and let her outfit fall to the floor, to my delight!

Someone commented about the first ones naked, and others’ clothes made their way to the floor. It wasn’t long before, at the edge of the other bed, Lynn and Stephan were fucking and, again, Morgan and Samantha followed suit of their mates. Morgan bent Samantha over the dresser and they, too began fucking, doggy. To my amazement, all but Samantha were quiet, and, while she was more expressive than the others, even she was quiet by my standards.

Watching these 7 people sexually engaged, I felt myself getting wetter. Sucking Jeannie’s nipples just was nice but I wanted more. I had to adjust my position considerably and found that she, too would have to adjust, so I asked if I could lick her pussy in order to get her to lie on her back. She obliged, willingly and with a smile.

With my head between her legs, I took in her scent and spread her lips so that I could see what I was about to enjoy … mmmmm. This was going to be nice! I gently licked her clit and hood and felt a slight shiver from her, though it was quite warm in the room. I placed my tongue in her hole to taste her – it was sweet and tasty! She moaned and I smiled. I wanted to make her cum.

Jack took this opportunity to get a better view of my exploits and occupy himself with her great breasts and beautiful nipples. I reached for his rock-hard cock with one hand – I love his cock! – and continued to lick her juicy pussy. She was writhing and moaning, and the movement and sounds made me hot and wet.

I felt as though she was going to cum rather quickly and let go of Jack’s cock to insert my finger in her pussy. She reached for his cock and he moved so that she could suck it while lying on her back. I moved my finger in and out, rubbing her G-spot and continued to lick around her clit and looked up to see Jack enjoying the scene and sensations. The view made me want to make her cum right then, so I honed in on her hot spot, licking wildly, and inserted another finger and fucked her faster with both fingers. It didn’t take more than minutes before she threw her head back and groaned loudly with pleasure, as she came. My reward was sweet and juicy, but I didn’t want to stop. Jack smiled, and I knew he was thinking how much he loves to watch us ladies cum.

I continued to play around her pussy and let her body settle. I glanced around the room and the others were engaged in different ways. Girls were kissing each other, guys were watching, a blow job … and everyone was naked. One of the guys asked, “Why do the ladies get to have all the fun?” and one of the ladies responded, “Because we like to play with each other, too.” I smiled and secretly hoped that I would have the opportunity to lick more pussy.

The Gentleman came over to us and Jeannie reached for his cock. I watched as she went back and forth between his and Jack’s, eventually bringing them to within inches of each other so she could lick both at virtually the same time. The Gentleman played with her nipples and Jack reached for her pussy.

Jack used his middle finger to play with her clit and hood, as I leaned in to lick her again … mmmmm. Deciding I wanted to watch, I pulled back a little, placed a finger in her, hand palm up so that I could again rub her G-spot, and watched as she alternated between licking and sucking each of them and Jack continued to play with her. Kevin came up behind me and started to play with my pussy. His touch was firm but gentle as he used the gathering wetness to stimulate my clit. I raised my ass higher to greet his play. This combination of sights, sounds, and feelings was taking me to the next level. I found myself gyrating against Kevin’s hands as Jeannie’s movements became intense again. It was just a few moments into this that Jeannie came again as Jack fingered her clit quickly and expertly. She thrust her hips in the air, as she hit this climax, and in my desire to make it great for her, I inadvertently pulled away from Kevin, right before I might also have cum.

Jack, at this point, sensed my need for him to finish what Kevin had started, and he eagerly buried his head between my legs. It wasn’t long before it was my hips that were lifted to welcome his probing tongue, licking and sucking my clit, and finger, fucking me intently, as I came loudly compared to the others but rather quietly for me.

What I really wanted was Jack’s hard cock inside of me and a piece of that doggy-style fucking that was going on earlier. Jack was ready to please and, without further ado, rolled me over abruptly and swiftly thrust his cock in me. A loud moan escaped, followed by “Fuck me! Fuck me hard!”

This got the attention of several of the others, and I heard, “Who’s that? Whoa – is that Jill getting fucked?” A loud “YES!” was my response and a slap to my ass was Jack’s, along with several hard thrusts that I met with louder moans and groans. As usual, Jack’s hard-on was a lasting one and, while I didn’t much look around the room as I was holding on to ensure I got his full force, I believe that we had taken center stage and were being watched by several of the others.

Barb had made her way to our side of the room and was playing with one breast and Jeannie with my other, as Jack banged on. I had a second, mini-orgasm in concert with his banging, and felt oh so good. The clenching of my pussy pushed Jack to the edge, and he came with a loud, hard thrust and several moans of his own.

As we rested for a moment, I looked about the room. The Gentleman was lying on his back and Jeannie was kneeling on the floor and sucking his cock. Next to them were Stephan and Samantha, in the same position. The Lady in Red and Kent had moved to our bed and Lady in Red was lying on her back as someone – it might have been Kevin — was eating her pussy. I leaned in to her and sucked a nipple, while someone else – I think Barb — did the same on the other side, and Jack caressed my breasts and his roamed over my body.

For whatever reason, I noticed the clock at this very moment: 4:36 a.m. I was suddenly exhausted and, having thoroughly enjoyed an amazing evening of sexual escapades! I realized that some people had already departed and thought, while they were smart to get home and to sleep, they missed some seriously sexy fun!

Note to self: Remember to unplug the clock when an orgy is going to ensue.

Fondly yours,
Jill

Fondly yours,
Jill

Fondly yours,
Jill

Now we figure that turnabout is fair play. If we’re not looking for a mouthful of pubes when we want to get our suck on, do you think our gentlemen friends are? For that matter and for the bi ladies out there, do you think our lady friends are?

Admit it, ladies, isn’t that just the best treat: To find yourself face first in a nicely trimmed package? The only thing equal is finding myself face first between a lovely lady’s legs. But, of course, if I can have both, then how delightful! ;)

I once read an article in a magazine – probably Cosmo or the like – about men’s sex confessions. One guy said that he had met a hot chick in a bar or party and, when they hit it off (and got a little tipsy, I’m sure), he took her home expecting an amazing sexual encounter. As she was undressing, he could see hairs poking out of her panties that looked like “little spiders sticking out everywhere” (his words, not mine). When she took those panties off, and his worst fear was confirmed, he promptly closed his eyes and pretended that he had passed out.

>So, if you go through any trouble at all – and we certainly hope you do – to make it fresh and tasty with hopes of your partner(s) diving deep in Muffville, then we do suggest that you trim the weeds. At a minimum, you should be shaved to a tiny strip and nothing more. The best, based on our experiences in the lifestyle, is complete shaved. I know most guys will agree on this point. However, if you find yourself to be bi-curious or all out bi (as am I), then I’m here to tell you that your female partners prefer it shaved too.

Having problems with that razor and the little stubble left behind? Don’t run away – we have some suggestions for you:

The Dove Option: Think about it – do your pits ever have stubble?

• Use a brand new disposable razor
• Gentle soap is fine, but shaving cream is okay too (be careful to not let it into your sensitive spots!)
• Shave very carefully, including those hard to reach places
• Squat while shaving and make sure you get the areas below your pussy, including your anus and crack
• Pat dry and run a gentle deodorant, like Dove, over the areas that tend to get bumps (shouldn’t have to do the butt and crack)
• Air dry before adding that sweet thong (cotton is best) or go without (you’ll stay fresher letting her breath)

It’s Electric Option: His face doesn’t have stubble, why should my pussy?

• Use the squat method noted above to get the bottom of things, but leave everything else alone
• Use his pre-shave over the area to be shaved (again, be careful around the crevices and don’t get it on the area you shaved with a razor)
• Let it sit a minute (shouldn’t take too long)
• Use his electric razor to carefully shave the remaining areas
• Use his after-shave, we like Nivea, over the shaved area
• Air dry before adding that sweet thong (cotton is best) or go without (you’ll stay fresher letting her breath)

Finally, if you still aren’t feeling like the shave is close enough, I have this magic tool that I use after either of the options above:

I bought mine a couple of years ago, and it pretty much travels with me, especially if I think there’s a lifestyle adventure on our agenda! It’s not for use alone, or so the instructions say. Rather, it’s a stubble remover. So if you find that you shave yourself raw trying to get the last of the stubble, just shave – shave well, but don’t overdo it – and then use this little guy afterward. Note: I use aftershave, again, after using the personal shaver, aka “Pussy Shaver.”

Finally, make sure you rub your own hand over everything to make sure you’re smooth as silk. You just might find more than hands venturing more often.

Fondly yours,
Jill

P.S. Do take a moment, ladies, to answer our new poll question!

P.S.S. The Disclaimer: Stray Together isn’t going to accept any responsibility for what you do to your puss. I can’t speak for your girlfriend or its sensitivity – try any of the methods mentioned here at your own risk. :)